Working at a bar ain’t too bad…

“Do  you like how tight I am round your cock?” she asked as she lowered herself down onto it, and I could only gasp in reply, knowing she knew the answer already.

My face was flushed as her naked body pinned mine to the bar table, the sign on the door only moments ago turned to “closed”, and I was already getting my first taste of what working there would be like as the boss enveloped my cock totally.

I grunted, pre coating her insides as she whispered in my ear..”I do love a nice blow job after a hard night at the pumps…..”. My expression changed to one of puzzlement, as I started to say..”But, this isn’t a blo… ”

My words were cut off by her leaning to the side a little, her hand gripping my hair, pushing my head down as her other guided her thick cock into my talking, open mouth, shutting me up in one swift move.

I could do nothing but moan and whimper from then on as she rocked her pelvis, pushing up into my mouth, and then down onto my cock, using my body to get herself off till eventually my mouth was filled with her sticky load, the flavour coating my taste buds as I gulped it down, then she lifted off my cock and took hers away before my orgasm had reached it’s tipping point.

My mouth still moved a little as though I was sucking her, making me look a little a fish, my cock was dripping pre all down my shaft and balls, I tilted my head up to look at her as she stood there, my eyes asking why she got off my cock, and was met by just a few words, letting me know my place within my new workplace.

“Trainee bartenders don’t get to cum unless I allow it..and you don’t want to break my rules…” .. she held a cock shaped cage up, slightly smaller than I was when soft unless it was a cold day, and looked at me..”Though it would be fun trying to get you squeezed into this…”


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You never know which way things are gonna go…

I just goes to show, you never know which way things are gonna go…

I was on a night out with Katina and Candy, we were enjoying ourselves, and then I missed the last train back, so the girls said I could stay in their hotel room… I jumped at the chance as we’d been flirting all night, and I rather liked the idea of them both giving me a little cock worship before bed… how wrong was I….

The moment we got there, they ripped my clothes off and pushed me onto the bed, pinning me there in turn as each of them put their strap-on on, then they used me as a cock sleeve, only these cocks never got soft, and never tired… I remember the birds singing in the morning and they were still at me, taking turns on each end, wetting he latex dildo in my mouth, before fucking my bum like sex crazed harpies…

I came to when the maid came in to fix the room, she found me laying there in a pool of my own cum, the bedding dark as it was soaked, the strap-ons still inside me with the fasteners reversed round my head and waist to hold them in place, and my wrists and ankles handcuffed……she took one look at me and then locked the door… but that is a different story….



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It’s official, three is a crowd…..

That’s right, you heard it here first, I proved it…

Three is a crowd when you’re in a toilet cubical, and there is no refuting it…

Here is my scientific evidence, that proved we just had to to take it outside….


I feel sorry for the guy that walked in on us, dropped his shopping, then ran away… though we did get a free lunch out of it 🙂


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Monday again….

Wow, a week has flown by, and we’re back at Monday again, and another step down the path to bum enlightenment…..

Last week, I felt my bum was fairy pleased, but it didn’t feel like it was a Happy Ass, so this time i got my vict… ummm.. volunteer to try and add a little more to the mix, to see if it did the trick….




Sometimes, all that gambling pays off…..

You know what it’s like, you play the machine, you get a common, then another, then you get the first one again and throw your hands up in the air… yuppers, talking about gacha here, if you hadn’t guessed already 🙂

Then suddenly, out pops a rare, you jump around, smiling, rush off to open it, put it on, and then shrug, wondering why the fuck was this a rare, the commons are loads better.

But, every now and again, some stores really push the boat out with the rares, and make em worth all that struggle and head bashing against the machine when you get common #5 for the 7th time.

This time it’s the Reign machine at the September round of The Arcade….

They looked so dull on the pics, being honest, all in black, but then when you open them up and they have matching HUD’s, with sooo many colours, and you can set each shoe individually too… it just lets you make sooo many looks, and looks, there’s me in some off them!






Spread the happiness….

For a large number of people, Monday has started to be known as “Happy Ass Monday”, and they show how much they enjoy Monday’s by taking pictures of their bare rectums…

I have tried this, but my bum still looked a little sad, so I’ve started a quest to see how to make a bum truly happy, and this is the first in my adventures, looking for the answer to this epic conundrum….


Just take it sml

Working out at the gym…

It was a slow Sunday morning, no one was around, so I decided to head down to the gym, flicking the lights on, half of them didn’t work… “Dammit, when are these gonna get fixed!!??!”

It was rather quiet down there, I dropped my bag on the floor and it was like a herd of elephants had landed, making me almost jump out my skin. My heart was racing, and my shorts somehow got tighter from the rush of adrenaline the shock has caused… “Fuuuck, I’ll never get a work out like this…”

Yanking my shorts down, I do the only thing that someone in this situation can do, and that’s skype the hottest girl I know, and let her talk me through this tricky situation, till I made it messily out the other side………


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